Nuking Your Food for beginners

Nuking is one of the terms people used for describing cooking or warming food in the microwave. How does food get warmed or cook in the microwave? What is a microwave? How does it work? Why do you call it nuking? Will you die from eating too much microwaved food? Will you get mutated eating food that has been nuking? Let's found out.

Nuke that shit!

Well microwaves are just radio waves with a frequency of 2.5 Ghz and wavelength of about 5 inch. These properties causes this waves to affect only sugar, water and fat.

Hold up! How does one produce or make these special radio waves?

Meet magnetron! Sounds like a robot in disguised right, but no, it's actually an important part for radar. Yup, that radar, the ones we used to detect objects far away. Who knew microwave has a weapon background to it.

A magnetron can be a weapon or not, some I think it can be a Decepticon or Autobots.

Another amazing fact about the microwave is that it is found accidentally. How awesome is that, this is another accidental invention (including Corn Flakes, Play Doh and Slinky)

K, I am pretty full of history and stuff, now on to more important stuff, NUKING!!!

I told you it only excites only sugar, fat and water molecule. This excitement creates heat and cooks the food. If this is so awesome, why don't chefs used to cook food?

Yeah, you are going to have some uncooked chicken if you don't arranged it properly

For one, food cooked in a regular away, requires heat to penetrate the food from the outside in. This would create a delicious crust. Imagined fried chicken, seared tuna or caramelized fruit. This is the reaction of normal cooking.

Crust!!!!

Microwave food does not have these crusts. Instead food cooked in the microwave resembles food that has been steamed.

Since food is good in a relatively short time, there is very little margin for error while cooking. Also food is not cooked evenly because different parts of the food has different thickness.

Forget frying in oil or something, because it won't work. This severely limits what a chef  can do.

Fear not!

If you know the right tricks, a microwave can be a fantastic tool.

Since the food cook in microwave resembles steaming technique, many delicious food can be made.

Steamed vegetables infused with garlic and oil is snap. Mug cakes using coffee mugs is a blast during tea time. Melting chocolate or anything into a heavenly goodness makes it awesome. Easy roasted chicken breast for you sandwiches and salads becomes a hit.

You can always buy these "hot pockets" or bags which is a insulated cardboard where you insert food in, and the heat from the food, heat up the insulated part of the cardboard, to provide a crisper skin to your food, if you choose to have it.

These things would cost a lot in Malaysia 

Microwave chicken bag

Do you suffer from RBF or RAF?

Do you suffer a form of RBF or RAF?What's that you ask?

Well RBF stands for Resting Bitch Face while RAF stands for Resting Angry Face

Socially and how the Internet rules is that ladies usually have the Resting Bitch Face, while men has the Resting Angry Face. Sometimes for men it changes to Resting Asshole Face or Resting Douche Face.

 Typical Resting Bitch Face

Your average Resting Angry Face

It's pretty much the same really. It's a person's natural resting face, without emotions, that makes them seem to be angry or pissed off at all times even though they are not!

You might think, it' either an Internet thing or some weird social agenda that is oppressing women, but it's something that some scientific ish back story to it.

If you look at a person's face when they are angry or upset, you would see their forehead wrinkled together in between the eyes, their lips pursed together or the corner of the lips is pointed down. A typical upset face.

Some how, some people's face have features that made them look angry. Corner of the lips that point down, lips that seem to be purse together when they feel relaxed or maybe wrinkles in their forehead. I think the shape of their eye brows can play a point too, especially if you have an arched eye brows

It can be tiring to them because most of the time they are not and if people keep saying they are, then might just get really bitchy or really angry for sure.

So be nice to your RBF and RAF friends. They are just probably minding their own business, but beware of RBF/RAF strangers, approach with caution. They could just be a regular bitch.

Just a bitch chilling out

What? YOU WANT TO CHANGE WHO YOU REALLY ARE?

You can, a little botox and maybe some lasers can reduce sagging skin that makes you look pissed off at all times. Some eye brow trimming could help too.

 A little bit of this

A smidgen of that 

Amazing what you can do with technology. Try Premier Clinic, and ask their consultation on your options. I removed my skin tags here. At least one thing in my life, can just be zapped away to oblivion.

First post

Yeay! first post, and if you are reading this on 16th of September 2016, this will be the first day I posted a blog. This blog is different from my other blog, which was more personal and had no direction.

This one was made so that the article are scientific ish, hence the name. The subject will still be random, but it will all be backed by a good solid web surfing. It also helps that I am able to get a hold of science journals from around the world so that my shit that I wrote would actually mean something.

My older sister said I should reinvent myself online and I should sell my self online, not with porn, but with my thoughts, which does porn in it, but not it written form.

I do hope you accidentally read this, and either have a laugh or just be disgusted with just happened

Yeah, pretty much what sums up the blog